senator megan snacks
once upon a time, on a wild half acre
nestled in a portland neighborhood,
there lived the nicest ever mr. and mrs.
he tended garden as she sang songs
and together they lived a happy life.
one morning, a blue bird whistled to get the mister's attention
as if to say,
"hey, come look over here!"
and that's when he found her...
tiny and sweet,
a little baby squirrel.
he picked her up. he would rescue this little critter.
it was always his dream to have a pet squirrel.
so he ran in the house to show his lady.
her heart pitter-pattered at the sight of it
and her motherly instincts immediately kicked in,
it would be part of their family.
together they nestled and fed it and gave it a cozy home,
and of course, a name...
senator megan snacks.