Stinkhorn...sometimes the name says it all

stinkhorn3 Have you ever seen one of these before? Maybe I should ask if you have ever smelled the foul scent of rotting meat that is emitted from the sticky slime on the tip of this fungi? You wouldn't forget it. These little guys pop up quickly in rich, damp places in North America and Europe. The stinky slime attracts flies and other creatures to it which then fly away spreading the spores and the life of the stinkhorn is carried on to another place. 

flys-on-a-stinkhornAre these flies mating on the stinkhorn? They must really enjoy that smell!

stinkhorn2Aptly named the Phallus impudicus. (Impudicus translates to shameless. I'll let you figure out the rest)

stinkhornAccording to wikipedia, in Medeival times stinkhorns were used in a cure for gout and in love potions. Hey, it worked for the flies. In France and Germany it is eaten in it's very young stages. I know for certain that I will not be adding this to my salad!

A work in progress... The cutest owl tablecloth

owl Some pregnant ladies arrive at their baby showers refreshed, glowing, and treated like the guest of honor that they are. Not me. I love to plan a party. I just can't help it! Inspired by the baby shower invitations my mother sent out I offered to make a tablecloth. Ok, insisted. She knows me too well to argue with me about it so I am currently working on what I hope to be the cutest owl table cloth ever. Of course I have great ideas for the coordinating decorations. Is it strange to decorate your own baby shower?!

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I still have some baby owls to cut out and then I have to figure out the placement and sew them down. A work in progress with a week to finish. Check back to see the final 'masterpiece'!

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Rainbow Roots

swiss-chardRainbow swiss chard. The green leafy vegetable that's not only good for you but the beautiful colors that shoot from its thick stem into the veins of the leaf make it all the more appealing. Deep red, magenta, green, orange and bright yellow make up the rainbow. This seedling had me mesmerized as I planted it in our garden. Colorful all the way to the roots. Isn't nature amazing?

Happy Earth Day!

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Dinner to go

picnic-to-go No, it's not a take-out box. It's a vintage picnic 'box' with a feature that really sets it apart from your standard  picnic basket...

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Open it up, unpack your stuff, unfold the legs and now you've got yourself a table!

picnic-have-a-seatWe found this gem at a yard sale in upstate New York. I love the red faux crocodile. The legs and sides are aluminum with a bakelite handle. On the inside there are thick elastics to keep your picnic gear in place. It actually came with red plates and old red handled silverware. What a score! They just don't make stuff like this anymore.

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We just packed up a simple dinner of  pan fried chicken (which tastes good at room temperature), a nice mixed salad with olives, sweet peppers, avocado, carrots, celery, baby heirloom lettuces, and onion, and a side of marinated mini mozzarella balls with roasted tomatoes.

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Have a picnic. Enjoy the sunshine and spring air.

Pack up your basket, your bag, whatever...just take it outside!

The magic is in the hole at VooDoo Doughnut

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I've lived in Portland for 16 months and today was my first VooDoo Doughnut experience. 

voo-doo-4We decided to do a little sampling...

voo-doo-pink-box-with-big-glazedGiant glazed doughnut.

It was about the size of the box. (Say about 10". Heard it's called the TexAss)

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Maple glazed with bacon.

(Because the fried dough and maple sugar glaze wasn't enough, let's top it with bacon.)

voo-doo-cocoa-puffTriple chocolate penetration.

Count chocula would be proud.

voo-doo-dirty-snowball2Dirty Snowball.

Chocolate doughnut, marshmallow glaze, coconut and a surprise filling of peanut butter.

voo-doo-fruit-loop-close-upFruit loops. 

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voo-doo-samplerFull bellies, achy teeth and a sugar high, we're ready to start our Saturday. It was all worth it.

Good things do come in pink boxes afterall.

voo-doo-sign-2VooDoo Doughnut is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Located at 22 SW 3rd Ave., Portland